My Dog

[maverick]

MY DOG
I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, has multiple offspring by numerous unknown bitches and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first giro Friday. Damn this is a great country.

[Biggles]

Not wanting to be a killjoy and actually realising this is a "joke" In this atmosphere of PC`ness I would delete this, but I suggest a moderator will do anyway.