Pétanque. (Boules) Joke of the week. Oct 26, 2021 7:51:23 GMT 1 ian531 and vanguard like this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by ronturner on Oct 26, 2021 7:51:23 GMT 1 We play pétanque twice a week. Yesterday my wife was on terrible form. Poor shots and bad luck. She turned to me and said " If I go on like this, perhaps I can get a job at Manchester United!".