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Post by Beemer on Apr 21, 2009 22:45:32 GMT 1
Elvis Presley impersonators Why do they have to wear the obligatory white lame jump suit? Is it because the are that bad and can only be recognised dressed like that. Elvis wore suits and army uniforms as well and sung just as well in either.
Air Guitarists Why don't they buy a real one and learn to play it instead of cavorting about like a dog on heat. They even have contests for the best (huh) entertainer.
Car fog lights Why do richard heads drive around with fog lights on and we very rarely get any fog these days.
Keys on belt I can not stand the sight of bunches of keys hanging from belts. Havn't these people heard of pockets? They look like jailers on home leave.
Fly tipping Usually performed by our neighbours from the other side of the Irish Sea. I blame the people who employ them to do their drives and gardens.
Things that get up my nose and I don't mean a line of white powder. It would be interesting to know what annoys other people, besides pointless threads like this one. Regards Beemer.
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Post by mooneyncp on Apr 22, 2009 6:54:22 GMT 1
people wear keys on there belt because they miss the comforting sound of a rattle,
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Post by jake3 on Apr 22, 2009 15:04:42 GMT 1
newsagent who fold the paper you just bought and then hand it to you
people who try to tell you how to do your job
coach spotters
police officers who love there job too much
polished floors
hankerchiefs
plastic mancs
more to follow
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Post by jake3 on Apr 22, 2009 15:14:03 GMT 1
thought of more
Roy d williams (in joke)
people who call you "guy"
the word "kidda"
18yr olds who drive porsches
abstract art
the sun (paper)
porta loos
stupid mobile ring tones
football on itv (ad breaks)
women in dungarees
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Post by Beemer on Apr 22, 2009 16:18:26 GMT 1
Car fog lights Why do richard heads drive around with fog lights on and we very rarely get any fog these days.
.....and what was it this morning? You guessed it, Foggy
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Post by spotter27 on Apr 22, 2009 20:29:24 GMT 1
Car fog lights Why do richard heads drive around with fog lights on and we very rarely get any fog these days. .....and what was it this morning? You guessed it, Foggy People who drive in fog with NO lights on! |
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Post by superian on Apr 22, 2009 21:42:24 GMT 1
cars who hog the middle or outside lane going slower than the the other lanes....winds me up
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Post by columbo on Apr 23, 2009 0:39:42 GMT 1
Not many for me I have to say, nothing gets on my nerves, except:
1) feminists (bra burners) bang on about equality only when it suits them!
2) People who talk with food in their mouths
3) Women drivers who boast how they are better than men whilst they drive their 4x4 (on the husbands finance that he cant afford) with their mobile clasped to her ear while charging down a road then park on the pavement and zig zags outside a school
4) Soap operas
5) That Alan Carr, he makes me vomit!
6) Spotters that use their camera lense size as an extention of a part of their anatomy. Come on, you all know one, "look at me everyone!! my lense is the biggest on the AVP"
7) French cars
8) Feminists
9) Political correctness and postitive discrimination
10) female stand up "comedians"
11) Students
12) Big brother and davina mac who ever she is
13) Man United, their fans and twinkle toes Ronaldo.
14) Everytime I'm on a long haul flight the fat person next to me has B.O and flatulence
15) Feminists
16) People in the T.A ( part time doing it but full time banging on about it)
17) Standing near an Airfield doing my hobby and being looked at by the authorities and public as though I'm a terrorist yet Asian women can walk the streets, board planes, drive cars with their heads covered up walk around busy public areas. Anyone can be under that hood!
18) Teachers who claim they are over worked and under paid. If you dont like it then why join? Just leave the profession. Come and do what I do, wipe asses on 16 hour shifts on not much more than minimum wage.
19) Diesel/petrol prices
20)Boy/girl bands. They all seem to look and sound the same. All of them seem to wear make-up.
Just a couple there. If I think of anymore I'll add them.
Steve
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Post by johnf on Apr 23, 2009 6:22:18 GMT 1
Steve,
I think you missed out feminists ;D ;D ;D
John F
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Post by captainkevey on Apr 23, 2009 7:36:29 GMT 1
people who park outside my house ,or opposite my drive whilst having a empty driveway of their own but just leave their car in the road .aggggggggra
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Post by columbo on Apr 23, 2009 10:00:26 GMT 1
Johnf, oops I forgot one. Feminists :-)
Another one to my list. Alistair Darling. Grrrrrrrr
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Post by richardheywood on Apr 23, 2009 11:02:15 GMT 1
In no particular order...
1. Spongers and welfare cheats
2. Our culture of litigation rather than taking responsibility for our own actions
3. Bad grammar and bad spelling
4. Bad manners
5. Parents who do not control their children properly
6. Selfishness and lack of consideration for others
Unlike some, I don't really have a problem with feminists. Everyone is entitled to an opinion
Richard
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Post by jake3 on Apr 23, 2009 14:28:45 GMT 1
Paying tax, so it can be given to spongers and bloody do gooders. (750 last month outrageous)
people who keep things because "it might come in handy"
the smell of cornflower
wine and food critics (whats that all about)
the smell of curry
great topic......
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Post by mooneyncp on Apr 23, 2009 15:14:58 GMT 1
whats up steve had a crappy day ? people who put things down and expect you to find them esp when you only have a short call duration  feminist's who only want you when the batterys are dead. moaning old gits. not being near an airfield  . steve |
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Post by Biggles on Apr 23, 2009 22:44:12 GMT 1
THIS Government and all its lies, excuses and fiddling of expenses without any comeback, anyone else would have been arrested and appeared in Court by now. The TOTAL lack of respect for Law and Order. Puishments of Offenders. Or lack of Hoodies. Care in The Community OR LACK OF. Drunks and Drug addicts who blame anyone else for everything. People who drive, drunk, without insurance or anything else legal. Counter assistants in shops who think customers arrive to interupt a conversation. People on Mobile Phones in shops or streets shouting a conversation as though the other party was in outer space. Political Corrrectness and its idiotic speak Human Rights of anyone else Asylum Seekers and Refugees who pass through every country in Europe to get here with no trouble, claim our benefits then refuse to leave and get Legal Aid to help them stay.  Lastly the fact that Islam is heading to take over the world, PAPA ALPHA KILO INDIA, S, T. ALPHA, NOVEMBER  have given the Taliban a kick start, and the rest of the world is sitting back and alllowing it to happen, it will be tooooo late soon. Sharia Law will spread.  Racism of any sort. The fact that Racism can be so easily claimed by anyone with litttle or no evidence to support the claim apart from the fact THEY THOUGHT IT WAS. Sadly Beemer I need to go take a tablet now as I could keep going on this subject. Oh yes and Feminists. Green Peace and Anti Nuclear Supporters and all thse G20 people who appeared complete with DSLR`s VALUED AT OVER £5000 but made out to be on benefits and knocked the Police with edited evidence. |
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have given the Taliban a kick start, and the rest of the world is sitting back and alllowing it to happen, it will be tooooo late soon. Sharia Law will spread. 